There are a lot of people out there making life more complicated than it needs to be, but you can’t just yell, “Get you shit together, Janet!” every time you bump into one of them, because social etiquette. So instead, we bite our tongues and sip our tea (or coffee) like Kermit the Frog.
Fortunately for us, these on-point coffee mugs let you send a message without ever opening your mouth. Here are 18 mugs that let the world know exactly how you’re feeling.
Too early for all those words, Janet. Too early.
2. “Two Moods” Mug
Are you sure you really want to roll those dice?
3. “For Fox Sake” Mug
What? It’s just a super-cute fox mug.
4. “Target” Mug
The closest thing to heaven on earth. Besides our kids and families, and stuff.
5. “Kung-Fu Fighting” Mug
Don’t act like you don’t think about things like this when you’re supposed to be paying attention in a meeting.
6. “Start Working” Mug
This coffee ain’t workin’ yet, so neither are we. Just sayin’.
7. “One Cat Short” Mug
Don’t come to us later acting like no one told you. It says so right there on the mug.
8. “Messy Bun” Mug
It’s in your best interest to just stay out of the way.
9. “Hint of Kanye” Mug
Honestly, that’s probably still too much.
10. “Boss Lady” Mug
So, no, we don’t have a free night until sometime in 2024.
11. “Morning People” Mug
Just wanted you to know where you stand, Janet.
12. “Taco” Mug
In a committed relationship with tacos.
13. “Probably Whiskey” Mug
Might be. Could also be wine. Hard to say.
14. “Kitten Me” Mug
Hey guys, look at this punny mug!
15. “Coffee and Dogs” Mug
Yeah, that basically sums it up.
16. “Like to Party” Mug
Don’t threaten me with a good time, I’m a wild animal.
17. “Coffee and Maybe Three People” Mug
Oh, and tacos. We like those too.
18. “Shhh” Mug
Careful though, it’s still risky until the second cup.
Anyone else dying to take a few of these to the office? Just us? Whether you put these mugs in your cabinet, or carry them proudly into the next staff meeting, they are sure to bring you almost as much joy as the coffee they hold.
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