Everybody’s a critic! Carlos the Coatimundi and Ignatz the Capybara, nee Porcupine (until the illustrator got tired of drawing all those quills) are complaining, stuck in a book with no plot, setting, or theme. Marooned on a rock in a barren landscape, the two wannabe heroes long for a storyline in which they bravely battle dragons, aliens, or monsters, bad hombres on horseback in the Badlands or atrocious octopi from a deep-sea diving capsule. What are they supposed to be doing here anyway, lost on these big, white, empty pages, without even a premise?
“I’ve never seen a book about a coatimundi and a… wait, what are you again?“
“I’m a capybara, the world’s largest rodent. He likes drawing lesser-known animals.”
Carlos and Ignatz bemoan their lack of an exciting setting, only to find in a page turn that their creator has stuck them into a silly little red car in a page from Go, Dog, Go!
They seek refuge in the Children’s Room of a library, longing to be the memorable main characters in books by other famous authors-illustrators of books like Make Way for Coatis, Coatimundi in Undies, by Dr. Moose, Capybara Underpants by Dav Pilchard, Capybara Vs. Bedtime by Bob Cat, Carlos and Ignatz Are Stuck in a Plothole, by Mac Barnowl and Jon Kinkajou, or Ignatz and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day, by Jaguar Viorst.
““He hardly writes a story. He just relies on characters like us to come up with the dialogue,” Carlos kvetches.
And in true Timothy Young form, Ignatz and Carlos remain marooned in the desert of storyland with no denouement in sight, until–
— in the oldest plot device ever–DEUS, er, DINO EX MACHINA––they suddenly become dinner for a big, green T. Rex which, with both characters, still lamenting a lack of foreshadowing from inside its stomach, galumphs off into the sunset.
“Well, I didn’t see that coming,” says Carlos.”
It looks like a setup for Untitled, Too, (The Sequel) in Timothy Young’s latest titular spoof of the popular metafiction trope, the story within a story. Young, who professes to be a disciple of Marx Brothers movies, Monty Python, Mad Magazine, and Steve Martin, is in great form in his just-published picture book, Untitled (Schiffer Press, 2019). Author-illustrator of Looney Toon-ish-style parodies such as The Angry Little Puffin,I Hate Picture Books! and If You Give the Puffin a Muffin, Young also provides a double-page spread of library shelves with dozens of take-off titles from classic children’s books that will keep young readers giggling as they peruse his parodied titles and authors longer than it might otherwise take to read the whole story. This one is a real tour de force of kiddy-lit lampooning for savvy readers to discover along the way to literacy in the elements of fiction.